Passive Chapter Hides Under a Tablecloth

Prophecies, Promises and Predicaments: -hiding- Hello. I'm PPP. I'm hiding because -

-BANG-

PPP: Oopsie. There goes Inciting Incident again. -nervous laugh- Heehee... I live in a house full of crazies. Actually, it's not so much of a house as a -

-BANG-

PPP: - as an underground bunker. We had to move when II turned 13. Teenagers... y'know how that is. -another nervous laugh-

New World: -peeks under table cloth- I FOUND YOU! -gigglegigglegigglegigglesnicglegiggle-

PPP: -backs up with wide eyes- Uh, hi NW... yup, that's you isn't it? Always making new discoveries about -

Embracing Destiny: A whole new wooooooorrrrrld! A dazzling place I never knew! ^_^ Hi, guys!

NW: =D Hi ED!

PPP: =_= Hello, ED.

NW: Come on under the table cloth! -plops down next to PPP and gestures for ED to follow-

ED: Nah. I gotta spread the news.

PPP: The news that you found your purpose in life? Yeah, that happens every day, ED. It's getting kind of old.

NW: Did you just say the o word? -shudders- No. No. Not the old world.

ED: -giggles- Good one, NW! -scampers off-

NW: -snicker-

PPP: -ssiiiiighslllump-

-shadow falls over the scene- -tall figure in dark cloak stands looking under the table cloth-

Black Moment: -glares suspiciously- What is going on under there? I heard giggling.

NW: =D Yup.

BM: >:( Why is this table cloth RED? I hate red.

Failure: -wanders by with dark circles under eyes- I thought you liked red. The color of blood, remember?

NW: -snickers-

BM: NO! -rawr- THIS IS CHERRY RED! I CAN'T STAND CHERRY RED! -storms off to bite Failure's head off-

PPP: Okay, well, have fun NW. I'm going somewhere else to get some peace and quiet. >.< -runs out ducking and wincing-

(some other random time when I feel like doing this, look out for part two which involves Middle Cycle, Lessons, Atonement and Achievement, Coming Storm, Showdown, and Denouement)